What’s in a name?
Suri: “Does your brothers have numbers on their names too?”
Harper: “What’s with your name? It really rhymes with injury.”

I have the coolest and handsomest Dad in the world
Suri: “My dad, Tom, he can dangle from the world’s tallest building.”
Harper : “My father, David, he has legendary free kicks and he’s the richest footballer in the world." 

Wait till I’m older
Suri : "You’re still chubby and voted as The Britain’s Most Stylish Child?”
Harper : “Certainly, dear. Look at my mother and father. Five years from now, when I’ll be as old as you, you’ll understand why.”

*no toddlers were harmed during these (made up by me) conversations. Peace.